*This is meant to be funny, I have no money, don’t sue me. A re-write of the Microsoft announcement that XP support has ended.This is what it would say if they told the truth :Dear Bitches,We’ve noticed that no-one brought Porthole 8.As a indication of the kinds of levels we will stoop to in […]Read more "Microsoft ends XP (Funnny)"
This week in rants (sorry it’s been a while): Your favourite search engine angers me greatly Salesmen, why do they breathe? The lack of mens clothes in shops The Fall So a certain search engine which I have a love-hate relationship with is at it again. This annoyed me so much: In order to […]Read more "Scott Smash!"
So I’m increasingly pissed off at Google!First they tell me that paid links are bad, and that I should consider disavowing any which may be linked to my site. So I do and my ranking drops from first page to 5th page. So that was a lie. If it were true that “PAID” links are […]Read more "Google: Being evil!"
This is half a rant and half a plea for old friendships to be saved. *Warning: Sweary* Every so often, our neighbours to the North get sick and tired of us English people. We are just the worst neighbours to them, what with the letting them use our Internet, and that time we were noisily […]Read more "Scottish Devolution. The 3 friends: Albion, Cyrmu and Alba"
*Warning: Sweary* Have you ever been driving down the motorway and Lorry drivers are acting in a bizarre way? Here’s my Top 5 Weird things Lorry Drivers do, be it rumours or fact. 1. Flash their lights at you while you’re overtaking them. This used to confuse the hell out of me. Are they complaining? […]Read more "Something in the way… (Top 5 weird things Lorry Drivers do, and why)"
WARNING BAD LANGUAGE! /FML I just saw a spoilt brat of about 7 years old being brought COD:GHOSTS by it’s mother in the shops. Kid threw a massive tantrum, and huffed, and puffed and said “But Steve’s mom brought him it”. She caved in, if this is you: YOU’RE AN UNFIT PARENT! Just no! […]Read more "Spoilt Brat in Tesco."
There’s always some PERRRRICK who has to write to the tune of: “Ooh he played violent video games throughout the night weh weh weh“. If this is you, please leave, you are barred from my blog! The people who are of the age to be an editor (and to a slightly lesser extent a reporter) […]Read more "Stupid is as stupid does."