Just 2 quick reviews. The other day I FINALLY got my key for the closed Planetside 2 beta. I played this game a lot, and really enjoyed it on Steam. To have it on PS4 now is a huge deal for me as it’s one of the finest FPS games I have ever played. I […]Read more "Planetside 2 Beta & Thief – Fast Review"
I was very wrong about GTA Heists being shit!Read more "GTA 5 Online Heists. I take it all back."
So, after what feels like a century of waiting for R*Games to get their fingers out of their arses, Heists have FINALLY been announced. The hype now amounts to a resounding “meh!” from everyone I have talked to about this. I think Heists update got to a point where many people assumed it was vapour-ware, […]Read more "GTA Online Heists: Too Little Too Late"
So I got a Sony PS4 just over a week ago, and I really like it. I love the power and graphics. I love the controller (was an avid 360 fan before this). I will admit there are a few things which have hugely underwhelmed me. Here I list them, and suggest how to fix […]Read more "How to improve PS4. A wishlist"
Sixty-four stole the goods. Sixty-four makes people shiver. Sixty-four is often one floor above you. Sixty-four is like a summer breeze. A glittering gem is not enough. A glittering gem is omnipresent, much like your mother. A glittering gem would kindly inquire something about you. A glittering gem revels in authority. Too long a stick […]Read more "Gibberish"
Sleeping Lords Link: http://www.parliament.uk/…/holallowa…/hol-expenses04/201314/ This is a document detailing how much of our money the house of lords wastes. If you don’t know what the house of lords is: It’s a big room, with brown sofas, where elderly politicians go and fall asleep, and fart, and drool, and ultimately fuck us all over. It’s out of […]Read more "The Words Most Expensive Retired MP Daycare *Terrible Language*"
Come along to our “Give-Us-All-Yer-Money-&-Go-Away Tuesday” sales event. Figuratively pennies off *everything! Free elbows to the face for the over 60s.Why not get here early and spend the night in a tent for no good reason? Come along to our GUAYM&GA event today and receive a concussion, and be trampled by stampeding fucktards! One day […]Read more "Ultimate Black Friday MMA Battle Royale 2015"